In my defence, I'm going to bed at a ridiculously early hour on a Friday because not only was I up super early, but I walked the entire 7km home.  I barely had enough energy to watch the longed-for returns of Parks & Rec and Scandal.*


* But I'm so glad I did because they were AWESOME!!!

Trying really hard to make this my current mantra:

Really, REALLY hard.

Seriously. What the fuck did I do in a past life to deserve this?

Now payment for the work I did last week hasn't been put through and likely won't for another fortnight.

FFS.

12pm: Return from a meeting to current job to discover contract for exciting new job (starting next week when current contract finishes) has been left on my desk for me to sign. Hurrah!

1pm: Am told that new job contract is being rescinded, due to current incumbent suddenly deciding not taking the planned leave of absence.

This, I feel, is the only appropriate reaction:

In essence, come Friday, I am unemployed. 

Fuckity, fuck, fuck, fuck indeed.

Bollocks.

Photo of the day...

Baby and Coulson.*

* Y'all know that Jennifer Grey and Clark Gregg are married in real life, right? No? Well now you do. You're welcome. 

Camberwell Market. Who knew there were such treasures hidden amongst all the junk? 

Off for a catch up dinner with a Sydney mate and a wander around White Night... Melbourne really is a great city to live in.