How I spent the majority of my weekend:

Having the Leona Edmiston outlet shop within a five minute walk of my house is proving to be rather expensive. However, today I was channeling my inner Donna Meagle/Tom Haverford:

What April says:

Gif keyboard is my new favourite thing. Seriously. I'm thinking of communicating only via gif text from here on in.

Paris accommodation for September is booked. A funky little (well, large by Paris standards) loft-style apartment in St Germain.

So.

Excited.

Existing on two hours sleep because the upstairs neighbour's hot water tank burst at 2am and flooded down into my kitchen. Luckily no major damage done, but ugh. Exhausted and have a ton of work to do before I can go to sleep.

David Walliams is a thoroughly entertaining bloke and a very talented writer.

He also handles hilariously forthright questions from the under-10 set with remarkable aplomb.