I have a new standard for all future weddings I may be invited to (based on today's fabulous do):
1. The walk back down the aisle at the end of the ceremony must be a choreographed dance routine incorporating the entire wedding party (today's was to Beyonce's 'Single Ladies', but any appropriately catchy number will do).
2. Canapes at the reception must be served by drag queens.
3. Said drag queens must then return to perform at the conclusion of the speeches.
I will accept nothing less. Please and thank you.
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